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GCSE Biology Modules

There are 4 Biology modules in our GCSE Science course:

• Module 1- The human body, action and control.
• Module 2 - Inheritance & survival
• Module 7- Food production and the environment
• Module 8 - Health & exercise

No useful material has been added to the Biology pages yet . . . but here are some answers not to give in your exams:

(These are real GCSE Biology exam answers!)

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorised? (e.g.abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport.

Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.